Sunday, October 4, 2009

100 facts about me

100 posts mean 100 facts. i hope u like.

1. my favorite word is fuck.
2. i have a dog named max, and i miss him more than my family.
3. if i dont get a successful job, ive considered turning to a life of crime.
4. i have a thing for feet.
5. i used to be deathly afraid of spiders, but not anymore.
6. i love hot dogs.
7. ive cried at a lot of movies, but i wont admit it.
8. my dick is a solid 6.7 inches.
9. whenever im in the room of a cute boy, i smell there boxers =)
10. ive been in love once.
11. i jacked off in all my friends houses.
12. i hate sausage on my pizza.
13. my favorite color is red.
14. im not good with managing my money.
15. i went through an asian faze in 7th grade. didnt last long.
16. im not really into reading.
17. football is the greatest sport ever to grace the planet earth.
18. im an athiest.
19. i really wish i was born in 1915 so i could have fought in world war 2.
20. ive never been on an airplane.
21. i hate people who dont watch where their going.
22. i hate carrots.
23. if i were to have a son, id name him derrick.
24. i used to eat a lot of ramen noodles, but not anymore.
25. i love raspberry pie.
26. i like the bacon cheese burger at outback steak house. its my favorite restaurant.
27. im 25% italian, 25%polish, and 50% irish.
28. in porn, i like it when boys moan. its a turn on.
29. ive never broken a bone. some might say im an 'iron man'........
30. i like to smoke weed every now and again.
31. depending on where i get them, i usually eat french fries plane.
32. all my friends from home, i kinda never want to see them again. i wanna move on.
33. i hate people who dont use common sense.
34. i look good in a bathing suit.
35. when i see a cute boy, the 3 things i look at are 1) face/hair, 2) legs, 3) butt.
36. i hate beards on guys.
37. i love the rain.
38. i whistle a lot.
39. i rather be cold than hot.
40. things that are fried taste good.
41. i only wear black socks, cause i find them sexy.
42. i dont really like partys, cause every one is just stupid, but i go, and i always end up having fun.
43. my phone is red.
44. when theres a thunderstorm, i like to sit in my garage with the door open and just watch and listen to the rain.
45. i bite my nails. not because im nervous, i just like my nails even at all times.
46. i like tap water over purified water. purified water tastes like grossness.
47. back at home, when i saw a spider in my room i would sleep in our library.
48. my xbox 360 is red.
49. ive had 2 girlfriends. kelsey and lauren.
50. i ate an entire pizza a week ago. i was so hungry, it didnt matter how bad i felt afterward.
51. i work out 3-4 times a week.
52. i wear glasses to see far away. helps in class.
53. ive jerked off to mitch hewer a billion times.
54. if someone near me throws up, im likely to throw up. i dont do vomit.
55. 55 is my favorite number.
56. ive done sexual things with 2 guys. blowjobs and handjobs.
57. i dont really like horror movies.
58. right now, my hair keeps falling in my eyes and its making them itch.
59. i shave my pubes every now and again. not completely, just to make them look nice.
60. hair color doesnt matter much to me. as long as it complements the face.
61. ive been told i have a big ego.
62. i dont like having people sitting behind me in class. i need to see everyone.
63. im a picky eater.
64. im a sucker for a guy with blue eyes.
65. i like vanilla ice cream over chocolate.
66. i regret 2 things in my life. the whole aaron incident, and quitting the football team.
67. i lost my virginity when i was 14. it was with my girl friend lauren. (never told anyone that before).
68. i used to work for some landscaping company. i liked it. made my hands blister tho.
69. i 69ed with my best friend a long time ago. it was awesome. we arnt that great of friends anymore.
70. i used to fuck my pillows.
71. i really want to go to new orleans and try the cray fish.
72. i think one of my room mates is gay.
73. i shower before i go to bed.
74. i dont like the idea of riming a guys ass. just seems gross.
75. i hit a deer with my car once. no damage luckily.
76. i love it when movies have a little clip after the credits. its a nice little surprise.
77. every morning when i wake up, i have a raging boner and have to piss really bad.
78. i dont do well in awkward situations. i tend to laugh really hard, almost to the point of tears.
79. when i was a kid i wanted to be a mailman.
80. in my life time, ive probably only read 5 or 6 books.
81. i hate it when gay guys are called queens.
82. i try to jack off at least once a day.
83. im picky about everything.
84. i always like to sit in clear view of the exits. u never know when shits gonna hit the fan.
85. i took a quiz to see if i was over aaron. it said i had officially moved on.
86. the western whopper at burger king was the best fast food burger i have ever had. to bad they got rid of it.
87. i have a lot of scars. one from biking, one from football practice, one from baseball and a tons more.
88. ive been in one physical fight before. it was with aaron.
89. im extremely competitive
90. i stole 20 dollars from my friend once. he didnt even notice it was gone.
91. i dont like to sleep in complete silence. i need a fan on.
92. i hate mashed potatoes
93. ive lived in 3 houses. all in the same town
94. my mom and dad call me D
95. i used to sleep with a blanket
96. i hate facebook
97. i really wish a zombie apocalypse would happen.
98. ive never been on an airplane
99. i dont like vegetables
100. im awesome

ok there ya go folks. hope u enjoy. comment!


  1. awesome post and congrats on 100 posts!!

    #7 - me too, I love movies worth crying over
    #18 - good for you! you are in good company
    #23 - what an odd fact, why?
    #44 - agreed, I love thunderstorms and rain. I open my window and fall asleep to the sound
    #70 - yea me too; once at my grandparents house when I was younger and I think they noticed :-\
    #72 - is he cute?
    #75 - no damage to the deer? were you going 3mph! (this is me being incredulous)
    #97 - this seems like one of those things that might seem like a good idea, until it actually happens.
    #100 - agreed :-) now where's the pic of your hair!?

    I love your blog Dan! Tell us more about your roommates, and why are you in the fine arts dorm?

    Much Love,

  2. Um, #20 and #98 are the same! We the readers demand one more fact! :D

  3. Informative..., if nothing else.


  4. #1 I figured
    #4 Ick
    #8 I want proof lol
    #20 me either
    #24 same here now I have cut back
    #34 I would like proof of this
    # 52 Mine are all the time
    #57 same here
    #59 No comment lol
    #65 tsk tsk tsk
    #72 He just might be or at least bi
    #80 how sad
    #84 smart
    #96 I hate Myspace so I get where you are coming from

  5. I have blue eyes :P

    "74. i dont like the idea of riming a guys ass. just seems gross."

    I agree >_>

  6. I agree with 74. My xbox 360 is black. When you lost your virginity, was it just cuz it seemed fun or did you really like her? Did you not always like guys?

    hope college is fun. I remember when we used to talk, those were the days...